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About farhil : Move along... Nothing to see here...
My comments usually get either thumbed down a lot or thumbed up a lot. Unless I reply to an old FML and nobody sees it.
I enjoy any type of music except for country, but am in a dubstep faze right now.
I am 6' 1" and weigh 145 pounds. I am a Junior in High School (as of 2011-2012), and am taking college classes. I plan on having an associates degree at the time of my graduation.
My goal is to go to MIT for college. I want to major in physics and minor in Mechanical Engineering. I want to be a physics professor, and during my summers off pursue my own interests.
I'm a gun nut, and am an on/off airsofter. If my main academic plan fails, I will join the Military. Most likely the Marines.
Well, that's all for now. And if you finished this, you're my new favorite stalker.
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Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML
Today, I was standing by the bed naked, waiting for my wife to come out of the bathroom. She opens the door and walks over to me, swinging her hips, wearing pratically nothing. About four feet from me, she trips on the edge of the floor mat, and uses my 'junk' to catch herself. FML
Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML
Today, I asked my dad if he could fix my bed. It had been squeaking for some time. He shook his head no. He then continued with, "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell, you haven't gotten any in weeks". FML
Friday 22 May 2015