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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 5 October 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 46126
  • Number of comments : 71
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was masturbating in the dark with the door open. I thought I saw a figure outside my door, because I didn't have my glasses on. After intensely staring at the dark figure for about a minute, thinking it was my imagination, my stepdad said, "you know, I am looking RIGHT at you," FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23657) - you deserved it (83335)

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