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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 January 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2119
  • Number of comments : 40
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML

#15339337
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41587) - you deserved it (11181)

On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -

Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML

#15319937
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14266) - you deserved it (51138)

On 03/15/2011 at 8:37am - misc - by sylverster - Singapore

Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML

#15309756
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (107255) - you deserved it (6436) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm - love - by Albert06 - France

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46633) - you deserved it (9257)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33003) - you deserved it (6994)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML

#14283967
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34565) - you deserved it (4086)

On 12/21/2010 at 10:21am - misc - by stupid (woman) - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML

#14248999
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21348) - you deserved it (4394)

On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (112061) - you deserved it (15211)

On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML

#14165047
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23382) - you deserved it (5460)

On 12/11/2010 at 11:16am - kids - by blueberry_hill (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML

#14162618
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35044) - you deserved it (3476)

On 12/11/2010 at 3:18am - love - by Marlon - United States

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

#14091137
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31445) - you deserved it (7978)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a back-up girl if we break up. FML

#13995270
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29784) - you deserved it (3973)

On 11/27/2010 at 1:38am - love - by smiles22 - United States

Today, I broke up with my girlfriend of a year because I discovered she had been cheating on me. Her defense was, "It wouldn't be a problem if you were just OK with this." FML

#13946366
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31788) - you deserved it (2687)

On 11/23/2010 at 4:32am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML

#13921347
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9033) - you deserved it (58808)

On 11/21/2010 at 3:01am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Mexico (Morelos)

Today, I got an electric razor and a lesson from my dad on how to shave my mustache and chin. I also got my period. FML

#13906340
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37830) - you deserved it (3972)

On 11/20/2010 at 12:21am - misc - by Tasha84 - United States (Texas)



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