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by Katie / 06/23/2011 at 12:39pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Transportation
by heather / 06/20/2011 at 6:25pm / Canada / Love
Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML
by sashimieater / 05/30/2011 at 9:59pm / United States (Mississippi) / Work
by unrequited / 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm / United States / Love
by anonymous / 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm / United States (Mississippi) / Money
by Username / 05/17/2011 at 12:05am / Miscellaneous
by Hahapasdroleleptit / 05/10/2011 at 10:56am / France / Kids
Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML
by sad / 05/05/2011 at 10:40am / United Kingdom (Somerset) / Love
by Burnt / 05/02/2011 at 5:33am / United States (Texas) / Health
by Steve.mc / 05/01/2011 at 3:03am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
by Ouch / 04/25/2011 at 3:31pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
by NathanPlays / 04/22/2011 at 9:39pm / United States (California) / Love
by lynn777 / 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation