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Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
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On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)
Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by anonymous - United States
Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -
Today, after my 22 year old son realized that there was no more contact solution, he decided to use tequila because he thought it would "kill the germs." We had to go to the hospital to have his eyes flushed out. I raised this moron. FML
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On 03/16/2011 at 6:05pm - kids - by WTF -
Today, I banged into a glass door. My friend laughed at me, so I turned around and gave him the finger, then turned back to continue walking and banged into the door again. FML
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Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML
I agree, your life sucks (89498) - you deserved it (4726) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML
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On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States
Today, I walked to school in -5 degree weather, snow up to ankles, for an exam. The school had closed and warned all the parents, but mine didn't tell me, because it was "funnier". FML
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On 12/21/2010 at 10:21am - misc - by stupid (woman) - Ireland (Meath)
Today, I was run over by my own car as I tried to push it out of a snowbank. FML
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On 12/18/2010 at 3:22pm - health - by drew - United States (Michigan)
Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML
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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my thirteen month old son woke me up at 6AM on my day off, by punching me in the eye. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 11:16am - kids - by blueberry_hill (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her moms birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
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On 12/11/2010 at 3:18am - love - by Marlon - United States
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