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Today, I told my husband that I was going to get a swimsuit from the Victoria's Secret catalog. He replied, "Are you going to get the body to go with it?" FML
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Today, it was the last day of school. My students shared what they thought of me. Expecting to hear wonderful things, all of their complaints can be summed up in a few words: I'm a liar, a killer of dreams, I need to grow up, and I was a big disappointment to them. I'm a first-year teacher. FML
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On 05/30/2011 at 9:59pm - work - by sashimieater - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm - love - by unrequited (man) - United States
Today, I won the lottery. My ex-girlfriend has the ticket. I just broke up with her. FML
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On 05/17/2011 at 1:34pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Mississippi)
Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML
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On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -
Today, I was sitting on the bus following a harrowing breakup. A boy of no more than 6 looked at me full of compassion and said, "Are you crying because you're ugly?" FML
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On 05/10/2011 at 10:56am - kids - by Hahapasdroleleptit - France
Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML
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On 05/05/2011 at 10:40am - love - by sad (woman) - United Kingdom (Somerset)
Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML
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On 05/02/2011 at 5:33am - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
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On 05/01/2011 at 3:03am - misc - by Steve.mc - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate and planning on having sex for the first time. I picked her up off the couch, and in so doing, accidentally lifted her too high, putting her head through the ceiling. She had a mild concussion. FML
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On 04/25/2011 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Ouch (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
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On 04/22/2011 at 9:39pm - kids - by NathanPlays - United States (California)
Today, I told my mother I have a girlfriend. Her first answer was "Does she know?" FML
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On 04/05/2011 at 8:00pm - misc - by notacreeper -
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
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On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend and I were playfully arguing about who loved the other more. After about a minute of this, my girlfriend walked over and kicked me in the crotch as hard as she could. She then said, "There, now you don't love me as much. I win." FML
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On 03/28/2011 at 11:33pm - love - by ouch - United States (Arizona)
Today, I heard water splashing outside of my house; I investigated it, only to find my dad, whom I don't live with, syphoning gas out of my car. FML
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On 03/19/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by anonymous - United States
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