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  • Birth Date : Friday 13 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of comments : 41
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fantita495's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

#19617909
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29761) - you deserved it (2847)

On 05/13/2012 at 5:26pm - love - by soso (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML

#19573313
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26478) - you deserved it (4628)

On 05/04/2012 at 3:14pm - love - by john (man) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29295) - you deserved it (11811)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML

#19420355
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28090) - you deserved it (10009)

On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a hickey. On my forehead. FML

#19394334
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27535) - you deserved it (9623)

On 04/02/2012 at 10:02am - love - by IloveJapan (woman) - Japan

Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

#19312594
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7287) - you deserved it (46153)

On 03/20/2012 at 5:47am - misc - by treehugger - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29255) - you deserved it (6082)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML

#19233268
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26330) - you deserved it (2587)

On 03/07/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

#19180349
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20749) - you deserved it (12105)

On 02/28/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by poop - United States

Today, I got a new job. This would've been a good thing, but apparently, the person I'm replacing was very well-liked around my workplace. All of my co-workers hate me now for replacing someone who I don't even know. FML

#19053682
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27908) - you deserved it (1949)

On 02/12/2012 at 1:02am - work - by That_guy (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

#18974920
217 comments

Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML

#18940266
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26661) - you deserved it (2164)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by hopeless cluts (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was crossing the slush covered street to catch the bus, I slipped and fell right in the middle of the road. A woman in a car rolled down her window. She didn't ask if I was okay but just laughed and took a picture of me covered in cold, wet slush. FML

#18940266
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26661) - you deserved it (2164)

On 01/29/2012 at 2:36am - misc - by hopeless cluts (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

#18935378
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22128) - you deserved it (4451)

On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32152) - you deserved it (2670)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States



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