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fantita495
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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 January 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1497
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36879) - you deserved it (2312)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

#13031931
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33971) - you deserved it (11309)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said: "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML

#13017861
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31722) - you deserved it (4192)

On 09/12/2010 at 10:04am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, a little girl asked me how I could be so fat and still have small boobs. Great question. FML

#12966351
287 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 7:13pm - health - by Lauren - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my doctor told me I had "abnormally large breasts." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a 20 year old man. FML

#12922106
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26364) - you deserved it (6743)

On 09/05/2010 at 8:29pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML

#12834464
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40678) - you deserved it (2268)

On 08/31/2010 at 3:54am - misc - by missyoudad. (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend has been asked by multiple people "why he is going out with such an ugly girl." FML

#12815819
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28172) - you deserved it (3404)

On 08/30/2010 at 1:35am - love - by hjufidskndf - United States

Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, "Mommy! Don't leave me!" Then he looked up at my face, said, "Ewww," and ran away screaming in fear. FML

#12649609
91 comments

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On 08/20/2010 at 6:36pm - misc - by superconfused16 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

#12621372
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54125) - you deserved it (3856)

On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML

#12621372
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54125) - you deserved it (3856)

On 08/19/2010 at 6:01am - misc - by divorced - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my Mom felt the need to walk around school and tell everyone to be nice to me because I just started my period. FML

#12616520
126 comments

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On 08/19/2010 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Jordid - United States (Colorado)

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

#12528127
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32387) - you deserved it (3551)

On 08/14/2010 at 10:25pm - misc - by carless (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML

#12449914
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37215) - you deserved it (3857)

On 08/11/2010 at 6:40am - love - by gutsforme (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

#12438687
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21497) - you deserved it (9351)

On 08/10/2010 at 8:14pm - misc - by Zippermania9 (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I decided to call the number a cute guy had scribbled onto a napkin and given to me. I was greeted by, "Hello, this is Dr. Allen's office." Surprised, because I didn't remember his name being anything close to Allen, I asked who Dr. Allen was. She's a psychologist. FML

#12371102
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25436) - you deserved it (5007)

On 08/07/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by TRalalla (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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