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Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML
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On 04/27/2013 at 6:05pm - work - by naps aren't what they used to be (man) - United States
Today, I can no longer leave my son at daycare, because at the age of 5, he's started manipulating the girls there into fighting over him. A kid lost a baby tooth in one such brawl. FML
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On 04/20/2013 at 12:34pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Thailand
Today, I posted a video of a dance I choreographed on Facebook. I got a notification a few hours later telling me that my grandpa had also shared it. His caption? "My granddaughter dances like a gay baboon and this dance sucks balls. Throw grapes at her." Thanks grandpa. FML
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On 04/19/2013 at 3:27am - misc - by thanks gramps - Canada (Yukon Territory)
Today, I was late to a lecture when I tripped up the stairs. With a few hundred people already staring and laughing at me, I started to curtsy to my "adoring fans" but instead fell backwards down the massive flight of stairs. FML
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On 03/25/2013 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out that my picture from a dating profile was so "hilarious" that people have been posting it on Instagram with mean captions. FML
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On 03/24/2013 at 4:59am - misc - by And I'm still single - United States (California)
Today, I found out why my boyfriend likes to do my hair and makeup for me. Far from it being some kind of fetish or hobby, it's because he thinks I do such a crappy job that feels he has to apply it himself so I don't "embarrass" him when we're out in public together. FML
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On 03/14/2013 at 5:01pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
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On 03/09/2013 at 1:16am - love - by itsnotyouitsher - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half left me for another girl. Who was the only person who cared enough to comfort me? The girl he left me for. FML
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On 03/06/2013 at 5:28pm - love - by ForeverAlone (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
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On 03/01/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was terribly late for class, so I rushed to the classroom door, thinking it was unlocked. I smacked face-first into the glass, and awkwardly fell to the floor. Once I got back up, I peeked through the glass, only to realise it wasn't even my class. FML
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Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
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On 02/09/2013 at 12:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Somerset)
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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On 02/08/2013 at 1:24am - love - by katelynm - United States
Today, my husband started a conversation with, "In Pokémon" and ended the same conversation with "and that's why we should divorce." FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 8:38am - love - by PokeWife (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 years old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML
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On 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm - kids - by Female (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my mum excitedly discussed with me the prospect of starting a mother-son YouTube duo. Thinking she was joking, I went along with it. She is now installing a 24-hour webcam in the house to record our conversations, which she perceives as hilarious, and is going to upload them. FML
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On 01/14/2013 at 5:06am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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