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  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 October 1996 (17 years)
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Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

#14500845
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23947) - you deserved it (3544)

On 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm - work - by poop (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my bag, including phone, money, keys and cards, was stolen. In a church. During my wedding. FML

#13103796
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37077) - you deserved it (2318)

On 09/18/2010 at 8:36pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Austria (Tirol)

Today, I told my girlfriend that my grandma died, expecting to be comforted. She got mad at me for "stealing her thunder" because her cat died two days ago. FML

#11794777
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44221) - you deserved it (3947)

On 07/10/2010 at 4:05pm - love - by thanksalot - United States

Today, I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man, you're a fast cashier, I like my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond, so not thinking, I quickly said, "Yeah, me too." FML

#8565371
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23021) - you deserved it (6474)

On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15990) - you deserved it (5419)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, while in bed with my game obsessed girlfriend, she told me I was a "noob" in bed. FML

#8455591
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15990) - you deserved it (5419)

On 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm - intimacy - by anonymous - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom walked over to the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

#8354648
190 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 9:54pm - misc - by batter--up (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

#8330425
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26806) - you deserved it (2623)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from her study abroad a week ago. FML

#8314834
138 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML

#8294637
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34348) - you deserved it (7159)

On 02/15/2010 at 10:21am - love - by Ashlee - United States

Today, I made heart shaped cookies for my girlfriend. My mom's reaction? "They look like dicks." FML

#8268045
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16292) - you deserved it (3333)

On 02/14/2010 at 9:16pm - intimacy - by adam - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

#8250331
211 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of my dad constantly hitting on her. Not because she was disgusted, but because she wants to date him. FML

#7584651
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46514) - you deserved it (2277)

On 01/26/2010 at 2:35am - love - by Junior (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

#6768891
165 comments

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On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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