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Today, I came to the realisation that the longest relationship I've had by far is the one I have with my hemorrhoids. FML

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On 05/28/2012 at 5:17pm - health - by Phil (man) - Canada

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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On 05/11/2012 at 6:02pm - intimacy - by 504-A1 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

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On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I have been left home alone, the electricity has cut out, and I am petrified of the dark. I am stuck downstairs making karate noises every few minutes to scare off creepers. FML

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153 comments

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On 03/17/2012 at 8:45am - misc - by belieber101 - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

Today, I cut my penis on a desk fan. FML

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379 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:53am - intimacy - by dumbassbuffet (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

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On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

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221 comments

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On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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276 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML

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275 comments

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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)

Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured to the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is heavily pregnant. I am just fat. FML

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On 07/07/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by Preggie - Singapore

Today, I woke up in a panic to what sounded like a plane about to crash into my house. I was so scared, I peed myself and passed out. It was just my cell phone vibrating under my pillow. FML

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On 05/19/2011 at 1:38pm - misc - by esoog - United States (California)

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

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On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

Today, whilst nibbling on my husband's ear, I swallowed a lump of his earwax. FML

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On 02/15/2011 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Emily Salt -

Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML

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On 02/08/2011 at 7:30pm - misc - by nomoreart (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

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On 02/01/2011 at 1:50pm - misc - by Brea - United States (Missouri)



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