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About fallen_one : i am a person, with a name a face and other normal person stuff... however my life does suck... i love music... You probably don't know me... I think people who are racest are miniture hitler's. And that being a homophobe is just plain stupid we're all a little gay/les just to a diffrent extent... Oh and i am a vampire just thought you should know...

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Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving a toast at your best friend's wedding, it's important to make sure the zipper on your dress is secured. Otherwise, your bare breasts and Hello Kitty panties could end up exposed to a wedding party of 600 people. FML

#5973387
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39939) - you deserved it (8088)

On 10/24/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by meg265 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

#5971650
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33497) - you deserved it (5406)

On 10/24/2009 at 8:20am - misc - by nnnaaazzz - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML

#5942211
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51620) - you deserved it (2738)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:30am - misc - by scarred - Sent from mobile version

Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML

#5940105
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39833) - you deserved it (3019)

On 10/22/2009 at 1:53am - love - by uneek_3225 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my house got robbed, while I was upstairs taking a dump. FML

#5910203
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43103) - you deserved it (5594)

On 10/20/2009 at 6:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML

#5843517
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32642) - you deserved it (4560)

On 10/15/2009 at 4:19pm - love - by dumpedandstranded (woman) - Canada (Alberta)



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