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About fallen_one : i am a person, with a name a face and other normal person stuff... however my life does suck... i love music... You probably don't know me... I think people who are racest are miniture hitler's. And that being a homophobe is just plain stupid we're all a little gay/les just to a diffrent extent... Oh and i am a vampire just thought you should know...
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I discovered that when you're the maid of honor giving a toast at your best friend's wedding, it's important to make sure the zipper on your dress is secured. Otherwise, your bare breasts and Hello Kitty panties could end up exposed to a wedding party of 600 people. FML
Today, my fiancé and I met his mother for lunch to discuss wedding plans. When we got there, I went to the bathroom to wash my hands. I heard a woman talking on her cell phone in the stall about her son's "disgusting, slutty girlfriend." The toilet flushed and my future mother-in-law walked out. FML
Today, I flew to Mexico with my (now ex) boyfriend of two years. It was my first time flying, and apparently I have a fear. I had a panic attack on the plane. When we landed, I got dumped for "causing a scene." I am now stranded in Mexico alone for two weeks with no hotel room booked. FML
Friday 3 July 2015