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falafalo

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 August 1987 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2055
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About falafalo : I'm a med student. That about sums it up...

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Today, a guy asked me why I'm single. As a joke, I told him that not only do I have a penis, but that it's so large that most men are intimidated by it. He wasn't impressed. And I actually wonder why I'm single. FML

#19460491
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10388) - you deserved it (27230)

On 04/13/2012 at 9:11am - intimacy - by joolsie (woman) - United Kingdom (York)

Today I told my grlfriend that I would still care 4 her if she was a vegetable. She informd looool me that if I was a potato she would cut me into chips. And fry me. FML

#19459433
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20496) - you deserved it (6418)

On 04/13/2012 at 12:46am - love - by jesifairy - Australia

my girlfriend of 2 years textd me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replid saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What r you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18380) - you deserved it (47608)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, things started to heat up in the bedroom . Not in a sexual way, though; the lamp caught fire . mega FML

#19349740
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26816) - you deserved it (2755)

On 03/26/2012 at 5:11am - intimacy - by pmek - Australia (Victoria)

Taday I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts , only to fine out the hard way that looool she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

#19344485
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25366) - you deserved it (6864)

On 03/25/2012 at 12:06pm - love - by Mark Allan (man) - United States (Virginia)

TODAY, MY GRLFRIEND DECIDED TO PLEASURE ME WITH A HANDJOB . IT WAS INCREDIBLY PAINFUL BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT MY FORESKIN ISN'T AS FLEXIBLE AS SHE THOUGHT IT TO BE . I DIDN'T HAVE THE HEART TO TELL HER TO STOP UNTIL SHE ASKED, "IS IT SUPPOSED TO TURN THIS COLOR?" FML

#19336672
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27970) - you deserved it (10539)

On 03/24/2012 at 1:30am - intimacy - by purple - United States (Texas)

Today, I found looool outy teenage boys ave ( Keep out ) and ( Please knock ) signs on tere bedroom doors. FML

#19305643
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10245) - you deserved it (46928)

On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States

Today, I was shopping for tamponshen a cute guy came over and gave me his number. He said, "Call me in 3 to 5 days." real FML

#19263580
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35059) - you deserved it (5464)

On 03/12/2012 at 9:11am - misc - by Tristansefam1367 - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I askd ma grlfriand wan sa'll ba aving ar pariod... sinca sa was acting pratty bitcy ta last tima around. Sa duct tapd ma lag air and rippd it off wila I was napping. FML

#19240246
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14291) - you deserved it (51908)

On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

yesterday I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, ( Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable. ) The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25396) - you deserved it (7740)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today I facd down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashd the goddamnd holy shit out of it. Trying to looool impress mah cute new roommate I scoopd up the remains and showd him. It was his pet tarantula. real FML

#19214836
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21649) - you deserved it (27347)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

#19212153
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27053) - you deserved it (3834)

On 03/04/2012 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new nieghbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over there backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel lyk an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. mega FML

#19205333
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23312) - you deserved it (1911)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to explain to a cop that the reason I was speeding was because girlfriend was in the hospital due to a car accident . He was working the accident just ten minutes before and saw me leave behind the ambulance . He still gave me a ticket . FML

#19181816
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32755) - you deserved it (6037)

On 02/28/2012 at 12:10pm - misc - by KidJwal - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons!! FML

#19160986
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25018) - you deserved it (3289)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States



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