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Offline (the 09/15/2014 at 5:40am) | Search for a member
About failureusername : Height: That's classified
Weight: That's classified
Sex: Female..so far.
Age: 17..or am I?
1)Staring awkwardly at innocent people while day dreaming
2)Answering the door, ninja style
3)That's it, I have no life
Things that make me happy:
1)Making new friends on the elevator :)
2)Running into my new friends on the ride back down :D
Things that upset me:
1)This table...(ﾉಥ益ಥ）ﾉ ┻━┻ table y u no flip urself!!
2)People who make one worded comments like "okay" or "LOL."
3)ppl ho cnt spll u no ho u r
4)That one girl who won't stop staring at me in the window,mirror, glass, toilet bowl, etc.
5)Being called bro.
Occupation: That's classified
I have said too much. Actually I was never here, we never met. You should leave.
Ah you're still here! Go it's dangerous! I'll cover you!
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML
Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015