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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 July 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 916
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About failureusername : Height: That's classified
Weight: That's classified
Sex: far.
Age: 17..or am I?

1)Staring awkwardly at innocent people while day dreaming
2)Answering the door, ninja style
3)That's it, I have no life

Things that make me happy:
1)Making new friends on the elevator :)
2)Running into my new friends on the ride back down :D

Things that upset me:
1)This table...(ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻ table y u no flip urself!!
2)People who make one worded comments like "okay" or "LOL."
3)ppl ho cnt spll u no ho u r
4)That one girl who won't stop staring at me in the window,mirror, glass, toilet bowl, etc.
5)Being called bro.
Occupation: That's classified

I have said too much. Actually I was never here, we never met. You should leave.

Ah you're still here! Go it's dangerous! I'll cover you!

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failureusername's FML badges

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.


You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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failureusername's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend dumped me, accusing me of lying to him about "being a hermaphrodite". His almost total lack of knowledge about female anatomy led him to believe that my clitoris is actually an extremely tiny penis. FML

by Hannah / 06/13/2013 at 12:19pm / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy

Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML

by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 11:12am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML

by mrWrong / 03/24/2009 at 9:20pm / United States (Virginia) / Work