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by hhhhhhhpeterwut / 02/18/2013 at 10:21pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
by Notaplacetogo / 02/17/2013 at 1:45am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Normal / 12/12/2009 at 11:39pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for god knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowningly drove it. FML
by snakeboy / 08/24/2009 at 12:49am / Australia (South Australia) / Transportation
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- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…
- Today, I got home from work to my mom saying "we're going on a family holiday!!" I replied with "oh… Today, I got pizza on the way home from a night out after a few beers and not eating all day. I got… Today, at my factory job, one of the bosses came up to me and asked me where my earplugs were at.…