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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 November 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 104
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7589) - you deserved it (48568)

On 02/18/2013 at 10:21pm - misc - by hhhhhhhpeterwut - United States (Maryland)

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

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On 02/17/2013 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Notaplacetogo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my brother and I got in a fight and he told my friends that I am mentally disabled. They believed him. Apparently, "everything makes sense now." FML

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On 12/12/2009 at 11:39pm - misc - by Normal (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for god knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowningly drove it. FML

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On 08/24/2009 at 12:49am - misc - by snakeboy (man) - Australia (South Australia)



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