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  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 September 1985 (29 years)
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Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML

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Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47535) - you deserved it (8747)

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Today, I discovered that my 20-year-old son has been using my bras for his jerk-off sessions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (62049) - you deserved it (5900)

On 06/02/2013 at 3:00pm - intimacy - by Kay (woman) - India (Andhra Pradesh)



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