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Today, I opened my birthday present from my grandfather. It was a map of the USA color coded by regional percentage of available men. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54392) - you deserved it (3895)

On 03/07/2009 at 11:28pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I arrived at my parents house for dinner. When I got there, I noticed that they had gay pride flags hanging from the porch, and gay rights bumper stickers plastered to their cars. There was also a huge "We accept you, Nick" banner hanging from the garage. I'M NOT GAY! FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 10:04pm - misc - by Nick (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to come out to a co-worker. She looked at me, then laughed, and said, "You can't be gay, you're fat!" FML

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On 02/09/2009 at 5:00pm - misc - by BearMan (man) - United States (Florida)



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