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About fabulosogurlee : Oh hello! I didn't see you there! Im not too great at these, but if your here because I made a really bad joke, then message me, and I will send you a treasure map to go find a sense of humor. I'm sort of sarcastic and by sort of I mean all the time. I am a grammar Nazi but I don't call people out on it; I just snicker at their mistake in my head. Lots of people don't get my jokes when I write them down because they don't hear my inflections. (accidentally knocks down camera while running away sobbing)
IM SORRY WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL ERRORS... JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF...HI THERE! (should be read in an announcer voice)
P.S. I cannot stand anyone who frequently uses the acronym Y.O.L.O.
P.P.S. If you feel like messaging me it might take a while for me to get back to you seeing as I am almost always on the app.
P.P.P.S. I really enjoy hockeyoceancity's comments ( sometimes) and really do not enjoy squeakychipmunk's comments.
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Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML
Friday 27 March 2015