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fabulosogurlee
  • Town/Country : Bikini Bottom, The Deep Blue Sea
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 January 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 305
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About fabulosogurlee : Oh hello! I didn't see you there! Im not too great at these, but if your here because I made a really bad joke, then message me, and I will send you a treasure map to go find a sense of humor. I'm sort of sarcastic and by sort of I mean all the time. I am a grammar Nazi but I don't call people out on it; I just snicker at their mistake in my head. Lots of people don't get my jokes when I write them down because they don't hear my inflections. (accidentally knocks down camera while running away sobbing)
IM SORRY WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL ERRORS... JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF...HI THERE! (should be read in an announcer voice)

P.S. I cannot stand anyone who frequently uses the acronym Y.O.L.O.

P.P.S. If you feel like messaging me it might take a while for me to get back to you seeing as I am almost always on the app.

P.P.P.S. I really enjoy hockeyoceancity's comments ( sometimes) and really do not enjoy squeakychipmunk's comments.

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Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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Today, after spending months learning how to play the guitar and memorizing the music to my girlfriend's all-time favorite song, I performed it for her. Her response? "Well, you kind of ruined that song for me now." FML

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