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fabulosogurlee
  • Town/Country : Bikini Bottom, The Deep Blue Sea
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 January 1998 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 295
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About fabulosogurlee : Oh hello! I didn't see you there! Im not too great at these, but if your here because I made a really bad joke, then message me, and I will send you a treasure map to go find a sense of humor. I'm sort of sarcastic and by sort of I mean all the time. I am a grammar Nazi but I don't call people out on it; I just snicker at their mistake in my head. Lots of people don't get my jokes when I write them down because they don't hear my inflections. (accidentally knocks down camera while running away sobbing)
IM SORRY WE ARE EXPERIENCING TECHNICAL ERRORS... JOIN US NEXT TIME FOR ANOTHER INSTALLMENT OF...HI THERE! (should be read in an announcer voice)

P.S. I cannot stand anyone who frequently uses the acronym Y.O.L.O.

P.P.S. If you feel like messaging me it might take a while for me to get back to you seeing as I am almost always on the app.

P.P.P.S. I really enjoy hockeyoceancity's comments ( sometimes) and really do not enjoy squeakychipmunk's comments.

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Today, after being a germaphobe for almost ten years and refusing to go out to restaurants because of it, I finally had the courage to face my fear, and went to dinner with my family. After three bites into my salad, I found a dead bug in it. FML

#20150517
104 comments

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On 11/06/2012 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went on a field trip with some people from school. I'm currently confined to a wheelchair, so I had to rely on my sister to get around. She eventually went off with her friends, assuming that the people nearby would keep me company. Five minutes later, they'd all left me. FML

#20135712
113 comments

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On 10/27/2012 at 4:04pm - misc - by left4dead (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife confused terminology from my religion with stuff from Harry Potter. FML

#20127336
115 comments

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On 10/21/2012 at 9:21pm - misc - by nickw177 (man) - United States

Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML

#20119129
113 comments

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On 10/16/2012 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, while I was leaving the grocery store, I realized my ignition key was missing from my pocket. After searching the car and retracing my steps, I walked all the way home. Later, when we went to retrieve the car, the key was sitting in plain sight on the passenger seat. FML

Today, I went out to a club, hoping to score. I'd read about a trick pickup artists use called "negging" and decided to try it out. As I finished complimenting a girl for being brave enough to have not made much of an effort with her makeup, she slammed her knee between my legs. FML

#20062299
208 comments

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On 09/07/2012 at 8:26pm - misc - by scumbag i guess - United States (Texas)

Today, I moved into college and met my new roommate. Not fifteen minutes later, she had told me about the fungus on her feet, and what happens when she forgets to take her anti-psychotic medication, all while picking at her nose and eating the spoils. FML

#20057380
121 comments

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On 09/04/2012 at 1:14pm - misc - by Becoming a commuter. (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexually frustrated. Her response? "What are you telling me for?" FML

#20055368
184 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 5:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, at college, we had a substitute philosophy teacher, because our professor is on bereavement leave. During his presentation, the sub managed to segue from the early works of Immanuel Kant straight into "the myth of the vaginal orgasm." I'm still shocked and highly confused. FML

#20051386
87 comments

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On 08/31/2012 at 7:40pm - misc - by what.....? (woman) - United States

Today, I accidentally decoded the system my parents use for talking about sex while I'm around. It's a substituion cipher, using literary references. As they're both lit. professors, this has me perpetually grossed-out and wondering, "Are they really talking about Anne Frank, or anal fisting?" FML

#20042325
121 comments

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On 08/26/2012 at 5:21am - misc - by ewww (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my dog was diagnosed with depression. I got him to help with my depression. I guess we can just be miserable together. FML

#20039193
129 comments

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On 08/24/2012 at 11:45am - animals - by alix - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I had a hard time taking a dump. Before flushing, I noticed two pennies and a dime incrusted in my turd. It seems that yesterday, while drunk, I swallowed some change. FML

Today, I had to bail my boyfriend out of jail. He got arrested because he was tugging his man-meat in the drive-thru at a McDonald's. FML

#20030745
149 comments

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On 08/19/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I found out that my six year old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML

#20028447
154 comments

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On 08/18/2012 at 4:34pm - kids - by yoggabe (woman) - Mexico (Tabasco)

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

#19954644
230 comments

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On 07/18/2012 at 1:03pm - love - by NoRingForMe (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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