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  • Title : Madam
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  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 562
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About fabs1171 : Love baking, love the canucks, love my beagle

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Today, was my wedding day. We had a beautiful outdoor wedding and everything was going perfectly as planned. That is, until a bird flew over us and left a present right between my boobs. I had to stand at the altar for 30 minutes as bird poop melted in my cleavage. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57935) - you deserved it (5288)

On 08/14/2013 at 1:39pm - misc - by NewBride (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I caught the train into the city. Halfway there some kids hopped on smelling of marijuana and alcohol. Their topic of discussion? How much pubic hair they had. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22859) - you deserved it (3067)

On 11/29/2012 at 12:40am - kids - by fabs1171 - Australia (New South Wales)

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