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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 112
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About fabdancer95 : Well...there's not much to say. I usually only aim to entertain myself when I do things like this

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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML

#20099894
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35687) - you deserved it (4847)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

#20088535
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21429) - you deserved it (1483)

On 09/25/2012 at 7:20pm - misc - by PerpetuallyHappy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

#20081331
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17936) - you deserved it (1527)

On 09/20/2012 at 9:39pm - misc - by Emily - United States (California)

Today, my dad's recycling went out of control. He now keeps a calendar of my periods, just to remind me to recycle the cardboard from my tampons. FML

#20078344
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23330) - you deserved it (1603)

On 09/18/2012 at 8:42pm - misc - by disgusted (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got on an empty tram and decided to sit at the back. A few minutes in I start to hear a noise and thinking it was the tram, decided to ignore it. When I heard what sounded like an evil giggle, I looked around to see that it wasn't the tram, but it was some creepy middle aged man taking photos of me. FML

#8891257
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24814) - you deserved it (2075)

On 03/07/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by tramrider - United Kingdom (Greater London)



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