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  • Birth Date : Thursday 20 April 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 141
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About fabdancer95 : Well...there's not much to say. I usually only aim to entertain myself when I do things like this

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Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving brth to her frst litter of kittens. FML

#20099894
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35796) - you deserved it (4858)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY , I GOT SENT TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE BECAUSE MY DAD DECIDED THAT INSTEAD OF SIGNING HIS NAME , HE WOULD SIGN , "MS. BIGTITS" , BECAUSE HE WANTED TO MAKE SURE THE TEACHERS WERE PAYING ATTENTION TO WAT THERE STUDENTS HANDED IN. MEGA FML

#20088535
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21531) - you deserved it (1489)

On 09/25/2012 at 7:20pm - misc - by PerpetuallyHappy (woman) - United States (New York)

today my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalkerho prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

#20081331
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19415) - you deserved it (1657)

On 09/20/2012 at 9:39pm - misc - by Emily - United States (California)

Today, my dad's recycling went out of control. He now keeps a calendar of my periods, just to remind me to recycle the cardboard from my tampons. FML

#20078344
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23432) - you deserved it (1609)

On 09/18/2012 at 8:42pm - misc - by disgusted (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today I Got On An Empty Tram An Decidd To Sit At The Back. A Few Minutes In I Start To Hear A Noise An Thinking It Was The Tram, Decidd To Ignore It. When I Hered Wat Soundd Like An Evil Giggle, I Lookd Around To See That It Wasn't The Tram, But It Was Some Creepy Middle Agd Man Taking Photos Of Me. FML

#8891257
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24921) - you deserved it (2082)

On 03/07/2010 at 11:29am - misc - by tramrider - United Kingdom (Greater London)



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