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  • Town/Country : San Fransisco, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 November 1992 (21 years)
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Today, I bought a fish bowl and a fish for $15. I brought him home and sat him on my desk. Everything was going well until the shelf gave out and his bowl slid off of the shelf... onto my $2,000 computer. The computer is fried and is not covered by the insurance, the fish is fine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27115) - you deserved it (7748)

On 09/23/2009 at 4:48pm - misc - by Bubba (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

#5423695
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I agree, your life sucks (32635) - you deserved it (3065)

On 09/23/2009 at 4:14am - love - by garrett (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

#5423695
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I agree, your life sucks (32635) - you deserved it (3065)

On 09/23/2009 at 4:14am - love - by garrett (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML

#5423695
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I agree, your life sucks (32635) - you deserved it (3065)

On 09/23/2009 at 4:14am - love - by garrett (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I woke up from a nap on my new bed to see my phone lit up with new texts. My friend sent out "Wanna test out my new bed?" as a mass text while I was asleep to every boy in my phone. Mark will be here in an hour, Jon wants to know what I'm wearing, and my ex's new girlfriend is not amused. FML

#5378920
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On 09/20/2009 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anathema_360 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell asleep in class. Usually, people just sit still when asleep. Nope, not me. Not only had I been violently rocking and nodding my head, the teacher stopped class for everyone to see for 5 minutes as she made jokes. What woke me? The intense laughter followed by embarrassment. FML

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On 09/02/2009 at 6:17pm - misc - by Math_Rocker (man) - United States (Indiana)



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