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- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, for the 25th time, an Indian called my cell phone asking for 'Pinkie'. I don't know who the… Today, I fell asleep with my hands down my pants. I woke up to an excruciating pain coming from my… Today, my girlfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex. Over breakfast, she said it…
- Today I received a phone call for a reservation (I'm a B&B owner) for 12 firefighters (he said they… Today, I farted in front of my girlfriend of eight months for the first time. She got up from bed… Today, I just found out that my little brother likes to peak through the crack of the bathroom door…