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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 January 1993 (23 years)
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  • Number of comments : 11
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Today, a girl who has had a problem with me for as long as I can remember, tagged me in a Facebook status update in which she equated my intelligence to that of a mollusk and equated my weight to that of a hippopotamus. My boyfriend, as well as several of my "friends," liked it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30890) - you deserved it (4310)

On 11/10/2010 at 12:33pm - misc - by smarter than a mollusk, skinner than a hippo - United States

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