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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 January 1993 (22 years)
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Today, a girl who has had a problem with me for as long as I can remember, tagged me in a Facebook status update in which she equated my intelligence to that of a mollusk and equated my weight to that of a hippopotamus. My boyfriend, as well as several of my "friends," liked it. FML


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