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  • Number of visits : 376
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About exum : Currently studying architecture (masters)
Have a taste for minimal design
Like making cool products ! Check out www.dishonestwant.com ! And/Or #workshopstore on Instagram !

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Today, while sitting on my front porch, my cat came up beside me. I started idly stroking her, only to turn and realize I was petting a wild raccoon. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45429) - you deserved it (8482)

On 07/11/2014 at 7:38pm - animals - by and god shat (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of my house keys and give it to random people on the street. I live alone and work a 12 hour shift daily. FML

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96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51456) - you deserved it (3286)

On 05/12/2013 at 12:09am - misc - by Baikal - Singapore

Today, I asked my boyfriend to give me a back rub. He claimed that he had a sore hand, so I retorted, "You have two hands, right?" Still bitter about not being able to have sex with me while I'm on my period, he shot back, "You have two holes, right?" I give up. FML

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226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33154) - you deserved it (51047) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/11/2013 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by Lilypad (woman) - Sent from mobile version



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