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extos1991
  • Town/Country : Texas
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 June 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 50
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About extos1991 : just me!

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Today, while I was walking downtown a homeless person asked me for a dollar. I thought it would be funny to wave the dollar in his face and taunt him. I guess he thought it would be funny to stab me in the leg with a pencil. FML

#4331370
765 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14753) - you deserved it (352891)

On 08/06/2009 at 9:35am - misc - by who_could_it_be - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

#2688793
491 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30523) - you deserved it (270261)

On 06/07/2009 at 11:53am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

#618013
773 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53157) - you deserved it (417378)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (524474) - you deserved it (317887)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938
1625 comments

I agree, your life sucks (459718) - you deserved it (571286)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids." I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

#185328
456 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32816) - you deserved it (381935)

On 03/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by PicturePerfect (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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