About expl0s1ve : i play bass, guitar, and i play games, my friends call me the "the ladies man". i listen to classic metal, and sometimes screamo. My favorite band is Metallica. im also pretty chill with things, as in you can talk to me bout anything and i wont be creeped out. I care bout my friends, and they care bout meh. message me, talk bout anything, me is here :D
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Today, I sent my romantic interest a sexy text about a dream I had about a "sex gameshow." I sent it by replying to the last text sent. I'm now responsible for traumatizing my 12 year old niece who could only reply, "Like Jeopardy?" FML
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On 06/25/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by PandaMantis (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's house. I had a shower while he went downstairs. As I went to say goodbye to him, his mother muttered "slut" while pouring him orange juice. FML
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On 04/18/2011 at 5:34am - intimacy - by sllaggy -
Today, I've been on the same train for two hours at a standstill due to "signal problems". We can't get off because it's "unsafe". I'm on my way home from work and I can see my house through the window. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 4:07pm - misc - by bananaman - United Kingdom (London)
Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, the girl I was babysitting was being disrespectful to me, so I took away her stuffed animal and told her that she couldn't have it back until she apologized. She ended up sneaking onto my laptop and deleting all the pictures I'd saved from my recent vacation to Europe. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Got_any_grapes1 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I bought myself a brand-new 52" flatscreen. It was only in my house for 2 hours before my toddler had a tantrum, threw a toy right into the screen and wrecked it beyond repair. I paid to have a nice TV for 2 hours. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 12:05pm - kids - by ac32 (man) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 11:20am - love - by sandyhome (man) - United States (Arkansas)
Today, I went to work at a chemotherapy clinic. After explaining to a patient about the risks and benefits of chemotherapy for his underlying metastatic lung cancer, he asks is it OK to smoke during chemotherapy. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 11:08am - work - by Shamdog48 - United States (New York)
Today, my phone wasn't working properly. After sending out 40 texts and getting no replies, I decided to test my phone by sending it a text from my old phone. The text came through straight away. Turns out my phone's working perfectly and 40 people are just ignoring me. FML
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On 04/11/2011 at 5:39am - misc - by Ignored (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, we had a tornado warning and I told my parents I loved them, just in case. My dad just said "see you in Kansas". FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by anonymous -
Today, a stoned man tried to break into my house. Naked. FML
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On 04/10/2011 at 2:05am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, my dad decided to have a little father and daughter bonding time. Unfortunately, his idea of bonding involves him sitting around at home, getting piss drunk, and falling asleep. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 6:29pm - misc - by Z (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I went into the women's bathroom and was warmly greeted by a man masturbating on one of the sinks. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 6:00pm - intimacy - by Jill - United States (New York)
Today, when I picked up my repeat subscription of anti-anxiety medication, they had changed the packaging to be more 'child safe'. Now it's so hard to get the pills out that I had an anxiety attack trying to take one. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 8:53am - health - by VoiceMail (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
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On 04/09/2011 at 7:40am - misc - by Tweety (man) - United States (Washington)
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