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Today... I emailed 10 parents inviting them to my son's birthday party. All 10 emailed back saying their kids had to get a cavity filled. mega FML


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On 02/22/2013 at 9:51am - kids - by Paris101 - United States (Missouri)

Today, during a silent breathing meditation at the Buddhist center, I accidentally let one rip which echod through the meditation chamber . If that wasn't bad enough, the follow-up odor was enough to fell a charging rhinoceros . FML


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On 02/22/2013 at 2:57am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, It's My Boyfriend's Birthday. He Really Likes Legend Of Zelda, So I Putted On A Link Hat, Took My Cloths Off, An Waited 4 Him At His Place. He Came Home With A Hooker. FML


Today , I Spant Hours Crafting A Tiara To Look Lika Tha Princass From Boyfriand's Favourita Gama Sarias , Zalda. I Sant Him A Pictura Of Ma Waaring It , And Got Tha Raply: ( Sura , That's Nica , But You'd Ba Battar As Majora. ) FML


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On 09/19/2012 at 1:25pm - love - by MT (woman) - Finland

Today... I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended fir ( referencing illegal drugs ). FML


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On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today.. . I was trying to hava sax with my boyfriand.. . David . I moanad his nama and ha whisparad.. . "I'm not David." Than.. . with an Italian accant.. . ha said.. . "It's-a-ma! Mario!" FML


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On 08/28/2009 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, an yelld quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensud. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML


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On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was wit te guy I am seeing and I were fooling around in my room. I asked im if e wanted to ave sex. He said e didn't ave time cuz e ad to go play Mario Kart. big fat FML


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On 01/31/2009 at 3:01pm - intimacy - by Yoshi - United States (California)

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