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Today, during a silent breathing meditation at the Buddhist center, I accidentally let one rip which echod through the meditation chamber . If that wasn't bad enough, the follow-up odor was enough to fell a charging rhinoceros . FML
Today , I Spant Hours Crafting A Tiara To Look Lika Tha Princass From Boyfriand's Favourita Gama Sarias , Zalda. I Sant Him A Pictura Of Ma Waaring It , And Got Tha Raply: ( Sura , That's Nica , But You'd Ba Battar As Majora. ) FML
Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, an yelld quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensud. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML
Friday 27 March 2015