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  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 September 1987 (28 years)
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Today, out of boredom, I built my cat a little fort. Later, I decided to crawl inside to pet her, but as soon as I stuck my head in, she clawed me. I guess I'm not allowed in, then. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42007) - you deserved it (9120)

On 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm - animals - by unloved cat owner - United States (California)

Today, I was quietly admiring my boyfriend from outside the kitchen as he made us dinner, only to witness him drop a load of spaghetti on the floor, swear, then scoop it all up and place it back on the plate. FML

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