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evildemonchild

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1143
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About evildemonchild : I'm known to be the type of person who has a sense of humor and often don't think before I speak. Your respectful to me, I'm respectful to you. Be rude and I'll be a bitch back. Only fair.


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evildemonchild's favorite FMLs

Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML

#15304512
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14013) - you deserved it (69964)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:32am - money - by kb10 -

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

#15133415
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46296) - you deserved it (12211)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by newlywed - United States (Utah)

Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML

#15131061
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32853) - you deserved it (6971)

On 02/26/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by sweet2u22 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

#15128708
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12770) - you deserved it (32190)

On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML

#14820910
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30009) - you deserved it (5957)

On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old girl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me. Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML

#14710569
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43411) - you deserved it (3221)

On 01/25/2011 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me, when I got off he smiled and told me as the doors were closing "the last twelve times was for fun." FML

#13777972
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24808) - you deserved it (2508)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by nameless - United Kingdom

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

#13424544
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14575) - you deserved it (33809)

On 10/12/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received my first compliment in a really long time. It went, "Hey, you don't look like crap today." FML

#12874218
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25501) - you deserved it (3960)

On 09/02/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by AmICrappyEveryOtherDay (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after my husband's phone buzzed like crazy all morning, I decided to pick it up and see what all the fuss was about. He had three new picture messages from his "boss", naked and strapped to a chair with the caption, "Are you still coming over tonight?" We've been married for nine years and have two children. FML

#12838933
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58909) - you deserved it (4153)

On 08/31/2010 at 2:07pm - intimacy - by ashlee (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML

#12492067
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34328) - you deserved it (3569)

On 08/13/2010 at 1:33am - love - by brother love - United Kingdom

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML

#12077733
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10464) - you deserved it (34066)

On 07/24/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by tstaeger (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job, which was great, until she started saying "milk the penis... miiiiilk the penis." FML

#10667407
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46680) - you deserved it (13764)

On 05/21/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by mperrotta913 (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

#8851700
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23095) - you deserved it (2426)

On 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by artsmart1 - United States

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30338) - you deserved it (2308)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)



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