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evildemonchild

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evildemonchild

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1796
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About evildemonchild : I'm known to be the type of person who has a sense of humor and often don't think before I speak. Your respectful to me, I'm respectful to you. Be rude and I'll be a bitch back. Only fair.


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I actually plan to move to a new account pretty soon so :S

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evildemonchild's favorite FMLs

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML

#18191865
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30615) - you deserved it (8624)

On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work I asked a cute, albeit slightly large customer, her name. Being hard of hearing, I thought she said "Porky" and asked her about it. Turns out she'd said Courtney. FML

#18136317
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28539) - you deserved it (10313)

On 11/02/2011 at 3:12am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

#18101877
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15248) - you deserved it (46620)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML

#18080795
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30656) - you deserved it (7313)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:35pm - health - by lanikai610 - United States

Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML

#17982026
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41683) - you deserved it (3261)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38880) - you deserved it (8153)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

#17663371
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33730) - you deserved it (4407)

On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42548) - you deserved it (3106)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML

#17413633
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33804) - you deserved it (3002)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48219) - you deserved it (4218)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

#15838713
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31001) - you deserved it (8161)

On 04/18/2011 at 8:48pm - kids - by Jukka -

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

#15705121
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19823) - you deserved it (33394)

On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML

#15681998
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29043) - you deserved it (11812)

On 04/07/2011 at 5:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet for when she "can't make it in time." FML

#15420091
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35440) - you deserved it (4192)

On 03/21/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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