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evildemonchild
  • Town/Country : New York, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 10 March 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 449
  • Number of comments : 121
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About evildemonchild : I'm known to be the type of person who has a sense of humor and often don't think before I speak. Your respectful to me, I'm respectful to you. Be rude and I'll be a bitch back. Only fair.


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Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML

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86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28902) - you deserved it (2631)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
212 comments

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On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

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119 comments

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On 04/18/2011 at 8:48pm - kids - by Jukka -

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

#15705121
164 comments

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On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML

#15681998
225 comments

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On 04/07/2011 at 5:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet for when she "can't make it in time." FML

#15420091
120 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML

#15304512
198 comments

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On 03/14/2011 at 3:32am - money - by kb10 -

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

#15133415
205 comments

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On 02/27/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by newlywed - United States (Utah)

Today, I told the guy I like to listen to a song that expressed how I felt about him. When he was done, I asked what he thought about it. He said it made him realize that his ex was the love of his life and that he wants to go back to her. FML

#15131061
91 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 9:30pm - love - by sweet2u22 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, to punish me for being hungover, my roommate blasted the bagpipe version of "Amazing Grace" through his stereo. FML

#15128708
124 comments

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On 02/26/2011 at 5:59pm - misc - by jm_track - United States (Montana)

Today, my husband decided it would be funny to shout "Woohoo!" in Michael Jackson's voice while having an orgasm. FML

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108 comments

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On 02/03/2011 at 12:17am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, I was released from jail. I had helped a three year old girl get up after falling on a wet floor at the mall last night when the security guards tasered me. Only this morning did they tell me they had mistaken me for a child molester that looks a little bit like me. FML

#14710569
87 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me, when I got off he smiled and told me as the doors were closing "the last twelve times was for fun." FML

#13777972
104 comments

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On 11/09/2010 at 2:00pm - misc - by nameless - United Kingdom

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

#13424544
112 comments

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On 10/12/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I received my first compliment in a really long time. It went, "Hey, you don't look like crap today." FML

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50 comments

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On 09/02/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by AmICrappyEveryOtherDay (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)



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