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evildemonchild

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 752
  • Number of comments : 124
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About evildemonchild : I'm known to be the type of person who has a sense of humor and often don't think before I speak. Your respectful to me, I'm respectful to you. Be rude and I'll be a bitch back. Only fair.


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Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

#18101877
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13148) - you deserved it (42714)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks vapor rub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML

#18080795
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27068) - you deserved it (6756)

On 10/26/2011 at 2:35pm - health - by lanikai610 - United States

Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML

#17982026
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37531) - you deserved it (2916)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, after a week of searching, I found my escaped snake. In my umbrella, outside, after opening it over my head. FML

Today, my wife got so upset I didn't hold her while Snooki from Jersey Shore was crying, that after the episode was done she locked herself in our room crying. Now I have to sleep on the floor of my living room. Thanks Snooki. FML

#17810986
267 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35072) - you deserved it (7646)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:22am - love - by drastech99 - United States (California)

Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML

#17663371
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30219) - you deserved it (4049)

On 09/04/2011 at 6:10pm - misc - by ironic driver - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a cop pull me over because he claimed that he saw me taking a bunch of colorful pills at the previous stop sign. I was eating skittles. FML

#17502057
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38304) - you deserved it (2799)

On 08/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by candymansvan17 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was getting my picture taken. The woman taking it told me to smile, so I did, showing my teeth. She said, "Please, be serious about this." Slightly offended, I smiled with my mouth closed. She then said, "If you can't be serious, we won't do this." FML

#17413633
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29900) - you deserved it (2711)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:01am - misc - by wow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43891) - you deserved it (3874)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)

Today, I watched Free Willy with my daughter. Later on she decided to free her 6 pet mice into the house. FML

#15838713
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27453) - you deserved it (7674)

On 04/18/2011 at 8:48pm - kids - by Jukka -

Today, feeling social, I went to a bar. During a trip to the dimly lit restroom, I fixed my makeup, and carefully penciling my sparse eyebrows. After an evening of meeting new people, I went home. In my well-lighted restroom, I discovered that my eyebrow pencil was actually my bright red lip liner. FML

#15705121
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17876) - you deserved it (30182)

On 04/09/2011 at 3:52am - misc - by 2classicNot2 (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML

#15681998
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25656) - you deserved it (10880)

On 04/07/2011 at 5:18pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet for when she "can't make it in time." FML

#15420091
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31684) - you deserved it (3890)

On 03/21/2011 at 8:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got arrested for shoplifting. I don't know what's worse, that I stole a one dollar bottle of chocolate milk, or that I didn't have the dollar to pay for it. FML

#15304512
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13562) - you deserved it (68845)

On 03/14/2011 at 3:32am - money - by kb10 -

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

#15133415
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44493) - you deserved it (11769)

On 02/27/2011 at 12:18am - intimacy - by newlywed - United States (Utah)



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