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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1617
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About evildemonchild : I'm known to be the type of person who has a sense of humor and often don't think before I speak. Your respectful to me, I'm respectful to you. Be rude and I'll be a bitch back. Only fair.

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Today, I realized I can't wait until my daughter moves out the house when she is 18. She is eight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38972) - you deserved it (27634)

On 10/17/2013 at 1:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my gran came over for dinner, for which I had to go grab some supplies from the supermarket. I guess I should have locked my laptop, because when I came back, I found my gran had used my Facebook account to propose to my now-ecstatic girlfriend. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44997) - you deserved it (6079)

On 09/26/2013 at 4:36pm - love - by my gran is a cuntwaffle (man) - United Kingdom

Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML

Today, I was at a club when a notoriously desperate and disgusting guy asked me to grind with him. Hoping for some backup, I coolly said, "You'll have to ask my boyfriend." My boyfriend's response? "Yeah, man, I don't care." FML


I agree, your life sucks (35943) - you deserved it (8068)

On 02/19/2013 at 10:27am - misc - by really (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35350) - you deserved it (2929)

On 01/23/2013 at 12:45pm - misc - by mariama (woman) - United States

Today, proving that there's no limit to the stupid shit people will do, my husband called me from hospital, needing a lift home. He tried planking on top of his car while his buddies sped it down a hill, and I now have to take care of him while his broken leg heals. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30282) - you deserved it (3827)

On 12/28/2012 at 7:50pm - misc - by say dump him and i'll kill you (woman) - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I'm now about 15 pounds overweight. When I called him a hypocrite as he's over 40 pounds overweight, he said that his weight didn't matter because "it's the girl's job to look hot." FML


I agree, your life sucks (34757) - you deserved it (4957)

On 11/20/2012 at 4:57pm - health - by thinner than you (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25199) - you deserved it (2287)

On 10/04/2012 at 1:09am - love - by nonfreehugs (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38188) - you deserved it (5098)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:29pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9245) - you deserved it (34460)

On 04/21/2012 at 2:01am - animals - by gimmeasalad - United States (California)

Today, my morning sickness decided to show itself every time I smell coffee. I work at a coffee shop. FML

Today, my new roommate took a shower. This would be a good thing, except for the fact that it's apparently taken her two months just to take this one. I have to live with her for another year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23444) - you deserved it (1927)

On 04/05/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by I hate nasty people - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML


I agree, your life sucks (39231) - you deserved it (5618)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I found out my boyfriend has been using my moisturiser as lube when he wanks. It's $90 per bottle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36055) - you deserved it (16783)

On 12/18/2011 at 5:09am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I was having a rough day and decided to go out for a walk at 1 a.m. to clear my head. I ended up being driven home by two cops, who thought I was prostituting myself at the truck stop. When we arrived, they had a nice conversation with my parents. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32134) - you deserved it (5294)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:46am - misc - by D (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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