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evildemonchild

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evildemonchild

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 February 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1551
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About evildemonchild : I'm known to be the type of person who has a sense of humor and often don't think before I speak. Your respectful to me, I'm respectful to you. Be rude and I'll be a bitch back. Only fair.


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I actually plan to move to a new account pretty soon so :S

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evildemonchild's favorite FMLs

Today, I accidentally asked the cashier at Wendy's how much their 99 cent chicken nuggets were. I guess he is still laughing at me. FML

#21056193
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37827) - you deserved it (19807)

On 02/10/2014 at 10:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 7-year-old daughter made a new game: hitting me in the groin when I'm not expecting it. She hunts me in the house, hides around corners, and behind furniture to ambush me. She'll even do it if she catches me napping. I'm a grown man living in fear of a little girl. FML

#21029770
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54519) - you deserved it (12326)

On 01/16/2014 at 12:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

#21018283
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41628) - you deserved it (6565)

On 01/05/2014 at 9:04pm - misc - by frozen solid - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

#21010039
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45414) - you deserved it (4217)

On 12/30/2013 at 12:57am - health - by candidcripple (man) - United States

Today, I thought it would be to a good idea to introduce my indoor cat to my dog. The pee stains, multiple scratches, and puncture wounds to my face prove otherwise. FML

#20994387
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33508) - you deserved it (9637)

On 12/16/2013 at 3:52am - animals - by Ramis182 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, at my job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

#20987406
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56584) - you deserved it (3633)

On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, my cat has figured out that while I'm good at sleeping through her nagging in the early morning hours, I will unfailingly wake up for my baby. FML

Today, while working at McDonald's, an angry customer called asking for his money back. Apparently we'd put 6 cheeseburgers in his bag instead of 5, he ate them all and now feels sick. FML

Today, I decided to confront my friend who has been stealing from me for months. She denied it, while wearing a pair of my pants. FML

#20959350
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45896) - you deserved it (4120)

On 11/16/2013 at 12:17am - misc - by CODgirl102 - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to make what I thought was a pretzel recipe. I ended up eating cooked, egg-coated play dough. Literally, homemade Play-Doh. FML

Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML

#20956277
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39332) - you deserved it (11233)

On 11/13/2013 at 12:51pm - misc - by footstuck - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was in a public restroom when my almost-2-year-old figured out how to open the door and run out. Half-a-dozen strangers watched me scramble to pull up my pants and moon everyone before running after her. FML

#20948920
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43277) - you deserved it (4098)

On 11/07/2013 at 10:23am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, some kid asked me if I was Mexican. After I explained to him that I was actually Venezuelan, he simply snorted and said, "That's the same f*cking thing. If you speak Spanish then you're Mexican." FML

#20939700
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49588) - you deserved it (5616)

On 10/30/2013 at 10:59pm - misc - by Rinelric1998 (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I enjoyed a romantic evening at home with my husband while a babysitter took care of my 5-year-old daughter. After she came home, she told me the sitter let her use her "weird swing." I wasn't too worried, until she said it was indoors, and I realized she was describing a sex swing. FML

#20935603
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40193) - you deserved it (4198)

On 10/27/2013 at 12:33pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see what it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room, build momentum, and launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. FML

#20929956
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47982) - you deserved it (5087)

On 10/22/2013 at 5:12am - animals - by IamAflyingCat - United States



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