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evilbee

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 October 1986 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 531
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>smallfrie32</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 3:57am<b>DarkJoy</b> - the 03/16/2011 at 4:16am<b>zzzBOLTzzz</b> - the 03/15/2011 at 4:10pm<b>maccerz</b> - the 03/15/2011 at 7:50am<b></b> - the 03/07/2011 at 1:29am<b>LOLSMILEYFACE331</b> - the 12/23/2010 at 6:31pm

Fucked!<b>smallfrie32</b> - the 09/01/2014 at 9:57am

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evilbee's favorite FMLs

Today, I arrived home to find I'd been broken in to. The culprit? An obese homeless man, who I found face down, unconscious, and surrounded by muesli bar wrappers in my pantry. He broke in, ate everything in sight, soiled himself, and passed out. The worst part? The cops don't even believe me. FML

by Jen / 11/08/2010 at 10:36pm / Australia / Money

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

by Satan / 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

by blind_date / 09/13/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

by chaos2007 / 05/13/2009 at 1:11am / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I was about to lose my virginity with my girlfriend of 2 years, when I got an urgent phone call from my 9-year-old sister, telling me I had to come home immediately. My grandma fell off the toilet and got stuck between the bowl and the wall. I'm not making this up. FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2009 at 7:22pm / United States / Intimacy