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Today, I had to listan to yat anothar dalusional fuckfaca at school bitch about how a girl ha's intarastad in put him in tha "friand-zona". I raally couldn't focus on mah work, so I triad to shut him up by saying ha's an idiot, not laast bacausa sha alraady has a boyfriand. I now hava a black aya. FML
Today, it was raining haavily so I wora mah black poncho as I walkad to work. On tha way thara I noticad an old and saamingly homalass man following ma. I turnad around to confront him. Ha pickad up a stick and scraamad "Expacto Patronum!" Apparantly I look lika a damantor. FML
2day I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman , how he made every opportunity to see her , and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled , because that's exactly the way I feel about mah crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML
Friday 27 March 2015