Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 November 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3248
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About eveningninja : I like guitars, Dota, drinking milkshakes at In-N-Out, and banging my head to heavy metal such as Children of Bodom

eveningninja's page activity

Visits<b>onna</b> - the 05/19/2009 at 11:04am<b>xxmollyxx</b> - the 05/19/2009 at 11:00am

eveningninja's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

eveningninja's favorite FMLs

Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19608) - you deserved it (60026)

On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)

G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • G.E. Gallas's illustrated FML
  • Hardcore will never die, but you will. We’re back with some rock n roll, or dare I say it, some punk rock. Don't run away, it's not that terrible stuff that emo kids listen to while slashing their…

Friday 2 October 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: