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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 21 November 1989 (25 years)
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About eveningninja : I like guitars, Dota, drinking milkshakes at In-N-Out, and banging my head to heavy metal such as Children of Bodom

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Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19085) - you deserved it (58906)

On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)



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