About evanescence : I totally haven't posted 108 FMLs LOL I don't know why my account says I have!!
Okay guys, I used to share this account with my best guy friend. 2 of my FML posts have been confirmed, both say as a man. I AM A GIRL, the one about my brother was me, the other one was my friend. He doesn't use this website anymore so he stopped coming on this account, and I use it rarely.
Anyways, I love Evanescence and I love people who love Evanescence.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
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Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 10:58am - misc - by poppet2010 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my friend decided it was funny to burp in my face. The burp was actually vomit. We were in the food court at the mall. FML
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On 01/17/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by kikinemo (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I realized why my husband had been seemingly wanting to improve our relationship by sending little texts throughout the day for the last couple of months, asking what I was doing. It was so he could find out when would be the best time to have his girlfriend over and cheat on me. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 8:22pm - love - by woundedexwife (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I decided to tell my husband our marriage was over after I found out that he'd not only been stealing from me, but he'd also been downloading child porn. He then asked if we could break up but live in the same house so I could help pay his bills. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 2:51am - love - by cuppincake (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, 1 is for sober driving and 2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML
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On 01/15/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Goobie (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head. As I was beginning to enjoy and really get into it, I heard him say, "Oh my god, this is good shit." I looked up sexily, only to find that he was eating a Twinkie. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 3:36pm - intimacy - by scubai (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I received an email saying that the present I ordered for my girlfriend's birthday will be a week late, which makes it a week late for her birthday. I sat down and said we needed to talk, she burst into tears and apologised for 'sleeping with him,' I just wanted to tell her it would be late. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 6:26am - love - by in_side_out (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, my friends thought it would be funny to try and break a watermelon on my head while I was asleep on the couch. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 3:46am - misc - by melonhead (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, my brother and his friend ambushed me, tied me to a chair, and put a sock in my mouth. My mom found me 10 minutes later, took the sock out, and asked, "Why are you tied to a chair?" I told her what happened. She looked at me, laughed, stuffed the sock back in my mouth, and left. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 2:36pm - misc - by boundandgagged (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I met my boyfriend's notoriously difficult mother. I had been looking forward to meeting her and making a good impression. Unfortunately, I could not greet her as her son's penis was still in my mouth. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 11:42am - intimacy - by pleasedtomeetyou (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my friend told me men can't be trusted. I told her that wasn't true; I have my husband's password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 7:40am - love - by BetrayedGirl (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by Creepster (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was the only cash register open at the local supermarket. I had to sell condoms and chocolate frosting to my ex. FML
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On 01/12/2010 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by Narehs (man) - United States (North Carolina)
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