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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 108 posted

About evanescence : I totally haven't posted 108 FMLs LOL I don't know why my account says I have!!

Okay guys, I used to share this account with my best guy friend. 2 of my FML posts have been confirmed, both say as a man. I AM A GIRL, the one about my brother was me, the other one was my friend. He doesn't use this website anymore so he stopped coming on this account, and I use it rarely.

Anyways, I love Evanescence and I love people who love Evanescence.

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I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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evanescence's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in the living room with my brother and his two older, hot friends when my mother walks out from the toilet and tells me, "Honey, if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie." Need I say more? FML

by Mortified / 07/22/2009 at 5:48am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was telling my dad about plans to go out late for a few drinks next week. My dad started his usual "YOU COULD GET RAPED!" lecture, before my brother sprang to my defence, "It's not like she's what they're after, is she?" Apparently, rapists are out of my league. FML

by adalia / 07/19/2009 at 1:11pm / United Kingdom (Barnsley) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

by OhGeez / 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy

Today, the hottest girl in the entire freshman class was telling her friend she was going to Florida for spring break. She said she would be in the same city I would and I couldnt help but say, "Oh, cool! Maybe I'll see you there!" She simply looked at me and said, "I hope not." FML

by evanescence / 03/14/2009 at 8:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Love