I don't know why the hell my posts say 'man'. Whatever, not like it matters that much, but my first post was definitely about a girl. Second post was about a guy. On a girls account. Got that.
I think it is absolutly hilarious how literal this website is taken by the people using it.
Fight for your beliefs, I suppose. On FMyLife. Nice.
Today, I found out that if you lose contact with people in your previous school, they decide to spread rumors about you and make everyone believe that you're dead. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, whilst singing at school in front of 300 visiting primary school children I forgot the second verse to my song and let out an F*** word with the microphone still up to my face. FML
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On 11/19/2009 at 1:10am - kids - by fail (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I was sitting at lunch and started choking on a chip. I couldn't breathe and nobobody tried to help me. Having to take matters into my own hands, I reached for a juice box that belonged to someone sitting next to me. After I could breathe again, they informed me that they had mono. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 7:19pm - health - by ohmigodimchokin (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my condo board refused to lift the new policy requiring pet owners to carry dogs in common areas because someone's dog is peeing in the hall. I can't physically carry my two dogs, so I'm now forced to wheel them through the building in a borrowed baby stroller. FML
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On 11/18/2009 at 4:50am - misc - by Slivered - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was the paramedic at the scene of a car accident. One lady was hurt, and we had trouble getting any information from her as she was sobbing. I radioed in the details and said "...a lady in her mid 30's, ETA 10 minutes." She stopped crying, slapped me, and said, "I'm 28." FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 6:16am - work - by Paramedic (man) - United Kingdom (Rochdale)
Today, I was late for an interview. Going into the elevator, a man ran up to the doors but since I was late, I pressed the "close" button. When I arrived to the office, the secretary asked me to wait. The boss walked in to interview me. The man whose face I closed the elevator doors on. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by xYumix - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend whom I love dearly because he doesn't share his feelings and won't commit. Yesterday, he wrote me a long love letter telling me he wanted to marry me. One of my kids had shoved it under my printer and I didn't find it until after he had moved out. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 11:13pm - misc - by lynxstorm - United States (Illinois)
Today, I started my first day as a security guard. After spending three years and $30,000 to become a commercial pilot, only to be told on my yearly medical that I suddenly have type 1 diabetes, and will never fly again. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 10:47pm - work - by Grounded (man) - Australia
Today, I got a card from the jewelry store thanking me for purchasing an engagement ring a year ago and wishing me and my fiancee a long and everlasting marriage. Too bad my fiancee took off with the pizza delivery boy 6 months ago. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by figures (man) - United States (New York)
Today, some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them and be the bigger person. That's pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML
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On 11/16/2009 at 6:39am - kids - by x0SoReckless0x (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I found out that my dad has been having an affair. With my formerly favorite teacher. The best part? Yesterday, she announced to the class that she was pregnant. I clapped and congratulated her. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 10:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 8:46pm - kids - by redisnotmycolor (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 7:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was having trouble blowing out the last of the several candles on my bedside table. Exasperated, I blew as hard as I could, which sent hot wax from the other candles shooting into the air, all over my face and into my eyes. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 4:23am - misc - by shiiiiit (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I went to go see my boyfriend of over two years in a play. I knew that he'd be kissing his female opposite at the end of the show and I was okay with that. I snuck into his dressing room at intermission to find him "rehearsing" with her half naked. FML
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