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About evamusical : Hey there! How you doin?
I like to meet new people.
I love my friends, musical, movies, music, reading and laughter. Singing and acting are my passion, i have the theater fever.
Friends is the greatest sitcom ever made.
Im at fml for fun, not for serious discussions. Im no native speaker english so if i make mistakes plz forgive me
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Today, I got a call from my daughter’s teacher asking me to come pick her up. My daughter wouldn’t tell her what was wrong. I left an important work meeting. When I got there she stated her boyfriend broke up with her and she couldn't emotionally make it through the rest of the day. She's 5. FML
Today, I wrote a mental note: don't tell a couple of nuns that you used black magic to fix their computer. Then don't tell the story to your boss just as the nuns walk back in again. Then don't say "speak of the devil" to them. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
Thursday 22 January 2015