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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 837
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 22 posted

About evaki1 : Hi random stalker!! I'm the girl whose brother confused her tampons with earplugs.

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Today, I learned that when your gas nozzle does not automatically stop by itself the way its supposed to, they will continue to charge your credit card as the gas overflows out of your tank until someone notices and yells "turn the gas off". FML


I agree, your life sucks (14556) - you deserved it (46719)

On 07/24/2009 at 1:01am - misc - by haytia22 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, at school I was sitting with a friend outside, talking about irregular periods and unshaven legs. Ten minutes into the conversation, a teacher sticks her head out the window above us and tells us to leave. We were distracting a classroom who were trying to finish a test. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35271) - you deserved it (20618)

On 07/02/2009 at 12:34am - misc - by iluvcoconutrough (woman) - New Zealand (Auckland)

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