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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 12 May 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 707
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 22 posted

About evaki1 : Hi random stalker!! I'm the girl whose brother confused her tampons with earplugs.

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evaki1's favorite FMLs

Today, I was T-boned while going through an intersection. The guy who hit me accused me of not using my turn signal. I was going straight. FML

#20024180
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23190) - you deserved it (1198)

On 08/16/2012 at 8:10am - misc - by mdp624 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the air bag system in my car somehow malfunctioned, and the air bag inflated while I was driving, causing me to lose control and crash into a street light. I ended up with a badly bruised face because the air bag had already deflated by then. FML

#20018268
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23503) - you deserved it (1381)

On 08/13/2012 at 4:06am - health - by stupid_airbag (man) - Australia

Today, I took the 6 year old I'm babysitting to the mall to see Santa after weeks of her begging. We got there in time to see him get out of his Prius and dress in the parking lot. FML

#18445536
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26485) - you deserved it (2727)

On 12/06/2011 at 4:01pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML

#18010067
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29231) - you deserved it (3531)

On 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm - work - by number2 - United States

Today, my new coworker asked if I knew her daughter. I responded yes and asked how her pregnancy was going. She didn't know her daughter was pregnant. FML

#17920889
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38702) - you deserved it (6143)

On 10/06/2011 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was invited over to a dinner with the CEOs of my company, along with my two children. My 3 year-old asked loudly why we have two "nose holes", to which my 4 year-old son replied "So you can pick your nose and still breathe!" He then demonstrated. FML

#17088457
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30622) - you deserved it (6379)

On 07/13/2011 at 12:43am - kids - by ohno - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32255) - you deserved it (4122)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, for our last kid-free dinner before the birth of our 4th child, we chose a Japanese hibachi restaurant. They sat us with a family with a toddler, who started screaming at the first flame trick, causing the chef to cease to do anything entertaining. FML

#15267511
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28893) - you deserved it (3962)

On 03/10/2011 at 9:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was answering a text from one of my students asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No, you can't." Auto correct had used a more frequently used word: "No, you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37541) - you deserved it (23391)

On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I travelled across an ocean to visit the guy I'm dating. He lied to me about his apartment; he lives in a dorm with a twin-sized bed and a bathroom he shares with 8 guys. Just now, after taking 3 trains from the airport to his "apt", he asked me to edit his essay while he goes to class. FML

#8493651
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22341) - you deserved it (7514)

On 02/20/2010 at 9:38pm - love - by gullible (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I ran into my ex's family, and found out they are going to Europe. Funnily enough, so am I. Even funnier is the fact that we are going on the same date, at the same time, on the same flights, and the tour starts on the same day in the same place. FML

#7810675
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34718) - you deserved it (3271)

On 02/02/2010 at 9:08am - misc - by jacques (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

#6963425
271 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7523) - you deserved it (64374)

On 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I cut my finger open with a spoon. After waiting for 4 hours in the emergency room, the doctor told me I was missing too much flesh to qualify for stitches. He then called 2 other doctors in to examine it. Apparently they had a contest for patient with most ridiculous injury. I won. FML

#6036159
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33265) - you deserved it (7108)

On 10/28/2009 at 4:03am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my husband's daughter told us that she's 5 months pregnant. I'm going to be a step grandmother and I'm only 23 years old. FML

#6001127
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19127) - you deserved it (43251)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:27am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was on cloud nine when the beautiful waitress I frequently ordered takeaways from told me she didn't need to take my name as she remembers me from before. When I got my food I saw the sales slip. On it she had written, "Cheeseburger - Fries - Coke - nerdy guy with bad haircut." FML

#5850117
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30567) - you deserved it (5051)

On 10/16/2009 at 11:08am - love - by nerd (man) - Singapore



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