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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1976 (38 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, I was standing outside a store about to flirt with this guy when my mother drove up and shouted, "Hurry up, I have diarrhea!" FML

#6824499
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31032) - you deserved it (2550)

On 12/19/2009 at 4:44am - misc - by embaressed (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I went to the movies with the guy I have been in love with for a long time. I laid my head on his shoulder and he held my hand throughout the movie. Afterwards he asked me for advice on the girl he likes. Apparently she isn't talking to him anymore. FML

#6208718
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31507) - you deserved it (2825)

On 11/08/2009 at 5:36am - love - by SkySkyChan (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML

#5942193
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11444) - you deserved it (30576)

On 10/22/2009 at 8:26am - misc - by Kimberly - Sent from mobile version

Today, an injured guest stopped at the front desk of the hotel and raved about my kindness and 'commitment to customer service'. He told my boss about how I'd gone to the ice machine and personally delivered a bag of ice for his injured knee. Guess who got written up for leaving the front desk? FML

Today, I was talking to my mom about when I have kids. I told her I may want two or three. She immediately cut me off and told me to stick to one, and that any more than that will be a burden. I am the second born child of my family. FML

#5035693
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36641) - you deserved it (3217)

On 09/04/2009 at 2:30am - misc - by pandabear93 - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was waiting in line with a friend, and she poked my stomach and said, "I wish I had your stomach." I asked her why. She said, "Boys wouldn't flirt with me." FML

#3872340
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45288) - you deserved it (4891)

On 07/19/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Pusillanimous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to clean my walls with those Mr Clean Magic Sponges because we were having visitors. I got bored and started drawing penises with it because they would leave wet marks. There is nothing magic about how slow they dry when your visitors come an hour early. They saw all ten of them. FML

#3723567
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8288) - you deserved it (59510)

On 07/13/2009 at 6:18pm - misc - by iJehx (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at the mall with my boyfriend and 2 friends. My uncle passed by me in the mall. He said "What are you baby-sitting or something?" He pointed to the merry-go-round. My boyfriend was sitting on the giraffe yelling at the top of his lungs. FML

#3333969
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45037) - you deserved it (11385)

On 06/29/2009 at 11:41am - misc - by merkris (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML

#1415688
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (206067) - you deserved it (11167)

On 04/28/2009 at 2:27am - intimacy - by liveforpeace_ (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was with my girlfriend and she was making me listen to one of her recordings for chorus. As I was listening to it a solo came on, and i turned to her and said "This is the worst F*ing solo I've ever heard in my life." Little did I know, it was her solo. FML

#539195
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13143) - you deserved it (78692)

On 03/22/2009 at 8:38pm - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks were lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML

#416306
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20154) - you deserved it (69676)

On 03/17/2009 at 4:51pm - misc - by webcammistake (woman) - United States (New York)



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