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eusue
  • Town/Country : Iron Station, U.S.A.
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 July 1976 (37 years)
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Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML

#20182185
175 comments

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On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my husband quit his job as a university professor and picked up the graveyard shift at a rat farm so he could have more time during the day to play World of Warcraft. FML

#20182185
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28109) - you deserved it (2617)

On 11/28/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML

#20177730
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24733) - you deserved it (2373)

On 11/25/2012 at 3:09am - love - by king400 - United States (California)

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

#19962934
276 comments

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On 07/20/2012 at 6:20am - kids - by great - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
137 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, my 8 year old son cut his own hair. He did a better job than I ever did. I'm a hairdresser. FML

#17279085
86 comments

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On 07/27/2011 at 12:35pm - kids - by buiuuum - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boss's cat died. I'm expected to attend the service. FML

#16477855
90 comments

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On 06/03/2011 at 12:47am - work - by whymyliferose - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

#16395654
79 comments

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On 05/29/2011 at 12:27am - misc - by CAchickadee - United States (California)

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML

#16122609
234 comments

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On 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the doctors office after throwing up for the past week. My diagnosis? Apparently I'm the first pregnant man. After about minutes of freaking out and explaining on how it was possible, he told me he was joking and that I'm fine, but my reaction was best thus far. FML

#13787466
146 comments

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On 11/10/2010 at 5:28am - health - by youreajoker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my friend asked me how I did on my test. I got an 85%. She asked me what my secret was, and I said "I'm just smart". She replied, "No you're not. How did you pull it off?" FML

#13366496
155 comments

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On 10/08/2010 at 2:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my boyfriend texted me, and asked if he could come over to 'have some fun'. Thinking we were going to do it, I freshened up. Turns out his idea of 'having some fun' is playing Doodle Jump and Angry Birds on my iPod. For three hours. FML

#12426851
159 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 3:22am - intimacy - by kylie - United States (New York)

Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML

#11472600
98 comments

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On 06/26/2010 at 10:23am - misc - by ouch - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, my parents told me they're getting a divorce. However, they asked me not to tell any of the family so that the news doesn't spoil Christmas. Thanks, Mom and Dad. FML

#6939095
53 comments

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On 12/25/2009 at 1:19pm - misc - by parentalfail (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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