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  • Number of visits : 1238
  • Number of comments : 89
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

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Today mah roommate cummed out of the bathroom an asked me how the scales knew her weight in both pounds an kilos even though "the exchange rate is always changing." I actually live with this idiot. mega FML

TODAY, I FOUND AN ENORMOUS RACCOON IN MY BACKYARD. AFTER A COUPLE OF NASTY SCRATCHES, I FINALLY MANAGED TO CAPTURE THE FILTHY ANIMAL. AFTER CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL TO RELOCATE IT, I WAITED 4 HOURS TO LEREN THAT ( RELOCATING ) ACTUALLY MEANS RELEASING IT INTO MY FRONT YARD 10 FEET AWAY. FML

#20069823
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19696) - you deserved it (4194)

On 09/13/2012 at 2:02am - animals - by anonymous - United States (California)

Today , mah cousin suddanly confidad in ma that ha had triad to commit suicida by ovardosing whan ha was 17. Shockad and not knowing how to raspond , I blurtad out , "Did it work?" FML

#20068483
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8686) - you deserved it (30276)

On 09/12/2012 at 1:40am - misc - by hahagirl (woman) - United Kingdom

Today... I looked over at te car parked next to me an noticed a very large woman plucking er mustace. Se locked eyes wit me an kept plucking. After tat... every time I looked over... se was still staring. Staring an plucking. Now wen I close ma eyes... I can still see er. FML

#20012686
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22719) - you deserved it (2912)

On 08/10/2012 at 12:40am - misc - by banana2894 - United States (Oregon)

Today , I was at the mall , when I saw an elderly lady drop her groceries , so I rushed over to help her pick them up. She took one look at me , called me a "Liberal bastard," and shouted 4 me to get away from her before she called the cops. big fat FML

#19987947
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20914) - you deserved it (2140)

On 07/27/2012 at 7:55pm - misc - by WTF is all I ask (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, at work in a nursing homa, I had to kill imaginary dogs in tha lunch room, cuz thay wara avil and trying to aat avaryona!! This startd with just ona parson saaing tham, to all 30 of tham scraaming and fraaking out!! I spant 45 minutas killing imaginary dogs!! FML

#19983789
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27150) - you deserved it (2104)

On 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm - work - by justlittleoldme - United States (Wisconsin)

my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy,hich I said I would take care ofhile they went away. I sneezd last week and scard the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML

#19971853
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22763) - you deserved it (7394)

On 07/22/2012 at 12:24am - animals - by whymegirl - United States (Massachusetts)

2DAY I WAS CASHIERING AT WALMART,HEN A CUSTOMER PICKD OPEN A COLD-SORE ON HER LIP BEFORE TRYING TO GIVE ME HER MONEY WITH THE SAME HAND. WHEN I FREAKD OUT AN REFUSD TO TAKE HER MONEY, SHE STARTD SCREAMING AN THREATENING TO SUE ME FIR ( VIOLATING THE FRST AMENDMENT. ) FML

#19969409
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22140) - you deserved it (2733)

On 07/21/2012 at 5:14pm - work - by artdegreemyass (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, father,ho is going through a seriou mid-life crisis, walked into room, told me to "sit the fuck down," and spent the next two hours ranting about how the Lord of the Rings books prophesy the end of the world this December, and that Sauron is an analogy 4 "corrupt bankers." FML

#19950706
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20979) - you deserved it (1804)

On 07/17/2012 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to slowly explain to my boss that in some parts of the world, it's currently winter, due to the different hemispheres. He scoffd, accusd me of "making shit up," and said that if I took him 4 a fool again, I'd be looking 4 a new job. FML

#19938153
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27532) - you deserved it (2103)

On 07/14/2012 at 6:47pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I spoke to ma ormonal pregnant wife about babby names. I told er I liked te name ( Tabita ), an se went into a full rage about ow all letters ave textures, colours an emotions an ow T is an evil letter. Apparently it's orange, plastic, an a needle trying to stab er eyes out. real FML

#19913255
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27770) - you deserved it (3769)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:31am - kids - by LNamesOnly (man) - Australia

Today, I went to a club with some friends. I orderd two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returnd with the change, and the rest of the staff claimd they didn't know who I was talking about. FML

#19623219
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24383) - you deserved it (5406)

On 05/14/2012 at 5:46pm - money - by Jon (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was cuz I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. mega FML

#19598772
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11844) - you deserved it (37807)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, I had to excuse myself from the classroom so I could have a quick wank. This was cuz I somehow got extremely horny during a lesson on frog reproduction. mega FML

#19598772
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11844) - you deserved it (37807)

On 05/09/2012 at 6:19pm - intimacy - by polimeros (man) - Mexico (Queretaro de Arteaga)

Today, I turnd on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town . One minute in, my drunk daughter apperes behind the news reporter, butt nakd, dancing . FML

#18845928
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38891) - you deserved it (6188)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)



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