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About eur0 : I like to troll people
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, I asked my boyfriend in a sexy way "What should we do now, honey?" He answered, "Suck my dick?" I said "I was thinking of something more... romantic." He replied "Suck my dick in the moonlight?" FML
Friday 27 March 2015