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Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

#5223643
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I agree, your life sucks (12819) - you deserved it (41653)

On 09/13/2009 at 4:12am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39473) - you deserved it (5974)

On 09/11/2009 at 10:48am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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