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eschwab11
  • Town/Country : south orange, nj
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 February 1985 (29 years)
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Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML

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