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eschwab11

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 February 1985 (30 years)
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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eschwab11's favorite FMLs

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

#21468388
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28232) - you deserved it (2190)

On 09/14/2015 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by annabellatrix (woman) - Hungary

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

#21448078
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26181) - you deserved it (2730)

On 07/27/2015 at 2:55pm - love - by Afroman720 (man) - United States

Today, my "best friend" stole almost $1,000 worth of electronics and video games from my roommates and me, just so he could pawn them off and buy himself a new car stereo. FML

#21355305
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33003) - you deserved it (3101)

On 02/13/2015 at 11:36am - money - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I had trouble carrying a box upstairs because my arms were sore from working out. My mom asked me, "Why are you working out so much then?" I didn't have the heart to tell her it was because of her 100-pound weight gain and that I didn't want to end up looking like her. FML

#21225648
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43400) - you deserved it (6846)

On 07/31/2014 at 7:51am - health - by jogginglikeitsmyjob (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML

#21010392
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37886) - you deserved it (30249)

On 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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