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esagalyn
  • Town/Country : Washington DC, United States of America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 June 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 47383
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was emailing my professor about what chapters our test is on this afternoon. She accidentally emailed me informing me of the date she went on last night, including that she "got laid... yay!!" and a picture. I still don't know what chapters I'm being tested on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (84866) - you deserved it (4265)

On 04/20/2009 at 1:12pm - intimacy - by TMI (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for awhile, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (228642) - you deserved it (19494)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - intimacy - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (73789) - you deserved it (2381)

On 04/03/2009 at 11:10pm - health - by blehhh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (167912) - you deserved it (51048)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)