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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 23 December 1994 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1155
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About erwinbear : I like summer, red bulls, Blink 182, my and best friends. I'm single, and I love meeting new people. I've got a big heart. I just don't waste it on stupid people.!/erin.eats.cabbages

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Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70859) - you deserved it (4960)

On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25536) - you deserved it (6488)

On 11/28/2010 at 3:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31166) - you deserved it (5286)

On 11/08/2010 at 5:55am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

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