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About erwinbear : I like summer, red bulls, Blink 182, my and best friends. I'm single, and I love meeting new people. I've got a big heart. I just don't waste it on stupid people.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML
Monday 1 September 2014